Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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