he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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