Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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