im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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