where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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