jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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