he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think your dad took our porno
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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