i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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