Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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