I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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