You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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