I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
