is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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