break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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