nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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