Christians are straight up FREAKS
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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