ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Mom said you looked used
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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