shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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