I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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