So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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