Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm just crazy horny about you
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Randomize
