My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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