I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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