If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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