Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I made him laugh his dick is mine
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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