So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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