Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I have tasted many bathrooms
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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