Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
