what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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