its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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