i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I checked into jail on foursquare
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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