Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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