belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
