Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
we made out on top of his cat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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