have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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