If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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