and she was petting her beer can
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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