I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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