So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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