So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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