OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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