last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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