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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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(214): View more from Texas

dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!

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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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(514): View more from Quebec

you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.

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You always say the most romantic things

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(302): View more from Delaware

What are you feeling right now?

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼‍♀️

(302): View more from Delaware

So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory

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