who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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