im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Two words: blizzard sex
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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