i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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