I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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