She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
