How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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