ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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