he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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