a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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