I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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